I wrote this letter for a course I bought many years before. I wanted to write, and I absolutely loved this course.
In fact, it was my favourite homestudy course up until that point.
I think the passion shows… and anyone interested in learning to sing better wouldn’t be able to resist!
(It is a real course, with a real name by a real person, all of which I’ve removed the names for privacy reasons.)
World-renowned voice coach (Mr. Teacher) invites you to
373 pages jam packed with secrets to awaken your natural voice talent, starting RIGHT NOW.
Dear Future Singing Star,
Just imagine: You open your mouth to sing – and a hush falls over the crowd. You feel a surge of exhilaration as you hold them captivated and spellbound.
You belt out at the top of your lungs, lifting the intensity in the room to almost unbearable heights. You guide your voice easily and effortlessly to the highest notes in your range.
Suddenly, you snap back. You sing softer, deeper in a fully resonant tone that sends chills down your listeners spines and make them want to hear you over and over and over again.
You create magic with your voice, seductive and hypnotic.
And in a few moments, you’re going to meet the man who is going to make this dream come true for you.
A highly skilled vocal coach and world-renowned teacher who has transformed thousands of “not so talented dreamers” into paid professionals.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
I’m (Mr. Narrator), and a few years ago, I could barely choke out a range of an octave. High notes were torture (for both me and my audience), sounding wimpy and scratchy. My voice broke constantly.
I was so nervous whenever I had to get in front of an audience – I was sick to my stomach. At every show, I was sure I saw at least a few faces smirking at me. I started to feel that I would just never cut it as a singer.
That’s when my father, (Mr. Narrator), president of XXX Publications, introduced me to (Mr. Teacher), singing teacher to the stars.
And let me tell you… after a few months of training with (Mr. Teacher) – I was like a brand new man.
I’d strut confidently out to meet my audience. I hit every note in my range so easily I didn’t bat an eye.
Oh, and I also DOUBLED my range. I could sing louder – with full resonance, no strain, and best of all, no breaks in my voice.
When my father heard me sing for the first time in months, he was stunned. He could not believe such an improvement was possible so quickly. Together, my father and I hounded (Mr. Teacher) and managed to convince him to reveal his deepest secrets to other aspiring singers.
The result is a comprehensive home-study course that anyone can use to make their singing dreams a reality. It’s called ““Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course)”, and it’s quite possibly the most complete, easy to follow vocal guide you’ll ever find.
It’s divided into 5 sections, and in part one, you’ll discover the:
If you’ve studied any singing at all, you probably have some idea of how to breathe properly. (If you don’t, not to worry. You may even be at an advantage because you haven’t learned any bad habits yet).
But wanna know a secret?
Very few singers breathe correctly – even professionally “trained” ones. Yes, they understand the concept of “diaphragm breathing”. But they use too much air.
This results in a thin, wispy sound and difficulty in sustaining long notes. But (Mr. Teacher) will teach you the ultimate secrets of breath control to support your voice and unleash your raw power.
Not only that, but in a matter of weeks you’ll:
Just follow the material revealed in chapter one diligently, and you’ll already possess a voice worthy of fame.
But guess what? We’re not finished yet. Not by a long shot. So get ready to own the stage, because in Section II you’re going to learn to sing effortlessly and beautifully even in the highest notes of your range.
Ask any singer what part of a song they dread the most, and they’ll almost always point to the high notes. What a shame.
Because students of (Mr. Teacher) know that there is a secret to hitting every note in your range spot on.
And it’s ridiculously simple: It starts with a shocking fact unknown to 99% of the population.
There is NO SUCH thing as a high note. Sound strange? Let me put it this way: If a note is in your range, then YOU CAN sing it. Period. You don’t have to struggle more for some notes than others. The fear of high notes is 100% psychological.
In reality, a singer has no more reason to dread certain notes than a piano player does.
Fortunately, (Mr. Teacher) has a secret weapon to annihilate this fear called “X-Factor Technique”.
Using this powerful exercise and visualization tool, you’ll forever banish your fear of high notes and sing out freely with more confidence than you can dream of. You’ll be free to concentrate on the meaning and emotion of the song, knowing your voice will sound rich, intense and full throughout your entire range.
It’s your ability to switch easily, instantly and smoothly between low and high notes that makes your audience sit up and listen with amazement. And now you know more about singing than most famous performers in the world today. But we’re still just getting warmed up.
Because in Part 3, you’ll develop the single most desirable ability for a singer.
This is hands down, the most enviable trait a singer can possess. But it’s also the most elusive. Even though it sounds easy, singers almost always try to FORCE their sound out.
And the result is generally atrocious. Flat. Nasal. Wimpy.
Kind of how I sounded before I met (Mr. Teacher)J
Luckily, “Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course) bolts to the rescue once again with a series of 7 exercises that make it impossible for you to NOT relax and release your vocal thunder.
Practice these exercises for a couple of weeks, and you’ll leave any feelings of self consciousness in the past forever. You’ll feel a surge of confidence and you can sing anything, anywhere, anytime – in front of anyone.
Finally, you will have the technique and vocal endurance to support any range of emotion you want to express, along with a voice so powerful you can bring the house down.
And you’re almost done! Just one section to go; where you’ll
Master the intricacies of great singing and elevate yourself into the ranks of the top professionals.
In section 4, you will refine, shape and polish your voice like an artist adds the final touch to a painting. You will develop your own vocal “signature” that sets the famous apart from the wannabes.
You will sing with smooth, flowing lines that put your audience under your spell. To do this, you’ll use the five elements of good phrasing, which you will find on page 210. Use the easy to understand charts and practice the eleven exercises diligently. You will be happy you did. Your vowels will sound clear and open, your words easy to understand.
At this level of singing, you’ll enjoy amazing freedom and control that everyone who hears you will comment on how “easy” you make it sound. Your voice will ring with intensity throughout your entire range, and every note will be smoothly connected.
You won’t want to miss the tip on page 235 on how to “hide” your breathing (not one singer in a thousand does this). Master it and you’ll belt out tunes flawlessly and professionally.
Congratulations! You made it! You are well on your way to a lifetime of spectacular singing. Follow the guidelines in part 5 to maintain and continuously improve on your abilities.
You’ve worked hard to develop and hone your singing skills to perfection. Now, guard your voice with your life. On page 294, you will learn what bad habits to avoid: habits that have ruined many budding careers (and some longstanding ones).
Plus, in part 5 you’ll find perhaps the most comprehensive trouble-shooting guide to flawless singing available. Every possible vocal problem is described, along with it’s likely causes, and most importantly, how to fix the problem QUICKLY.
Here is what just a few of (Mr. Teacher)’s students have said:
“This book can teach you more about singing than most voice instructors can in six months. No BS. I love it.” – Christie Cook, Studio singer
“I’ve worked with singers on both the east and west coasts. It’s obvious that those singers familiar with (Mr. Teacher)’s “Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course) have a tremendous advantage in the studio.” – Brian Currier, Producer
“I was immediately impressed by his dedication to teaching and his approach to the voice as an instrument. This is not a coach teaching just style and technique, but a teacher developing voices, attitudes and new concepts!” – Sandy Feldstein, President/CEO, CPP/Belwin, Inc.
Over 33 exercises were specifically designed, step-by-step; to give you the voice you’ve always dreamed about. Plus, it is loaded with diagrams, charts, and detailed descriptions of how the voice works.
Every question you can possibly have, you will find the answer in ““Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course)”, either in the Trouble shooting guide, or in the frequently asked questions.
You could spend hundreds, even thousands of dollars a year on voice lessons, and learn a fraction of what you will discover in “Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course).
And yet, this complete course is yours for just $44.95. That’s less than many teachers charge for a single, one-hour lesson.
If you truly desire to experience the thrill of vocal freedom and confidence that comes with excellent singing technique, then this is an opportunity you won’t want to miss. Simply fill out the enclosed order form, or call 1 (800) 644-4444 to place your order today.
I am sure that you will be happy with the improvements you make with ““Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course)”. In fact, (Mr. Teacher), my father Sandy and I all insist that you’ll be ecstatic with it, or we don’t want a dime from you. Try it for an entire year. If after one year, you don’t feel you have made tremendous vocal progress, send it back for a full refund (yes, we’ll even cover your shipping).
As you can see, there is no way you can possibly lose. And if you order today by phone, we’ll ship your order immediately, which means you will be transforming your voice in as little as 3 days!
If you order by mail, ““Mr. Teacher’s Super Awesome Singing Course)” will be shipped out the day your order form is received.
But do it today. The longer you wait, the longer it will take for you to enjoy the voice of your dreams.
To your singing success,
Mr. Narrator
Professional Singer & Vocal Instructor
P.S. Along with 373 pages of singing secrets, you will also receive an audio CD with every single exercise that I teach. Simply pop it into your stereo, and you’ll instantly be on the road to singing success!